An art deadline was missed tonight at midnight. It’s like the umpteenth time this has happened. Being as the song “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman” from Disney’s Frozen is stuck in my head, it couldn’t help but metamorph into a filk. Wrote it in a few minutes. I’m sure it needs work, but wanted to record it somewhere. Enjoy.

Um. You can play this and stuff, but all commercial rights reserved.

 

Do you wanna get some work done?
You know the deadline is today.
Clients are waiting by the phone
Sending emails
I bet my rep on you
And now it’s burned
I wish you would get things done!
Please fucking get some work done
It doesn’t have to be a Madonna.
(Just done.)

If you don’t get me some work done
Or at least speed up your damn pace
And stop arguing with me about deadlines
I’ll start talking to
Someone ready for a job
(Wtf everyone’s so lazy)
Shut down your video game
And finish that paaaagggeeee

Just watching the deadlines swoosh by
(swoosh swoosh swoosh)

Feral artist?
The clients know you’re in there.
People are asking where their pictures are
They say “we’re finding someone else than you”
Running out of work cause I let you in
Art reps bring work and pay
To pay the bills
What am I gonna do?

Do you wanna go job hunting?
You’d better go job hunting.