Adventures with KF8

I took our savings – the ones that are supposed to pay for the inflated taxes over our heads – and bought a Kindle Fire. My goal: to learn how to do KF8 format (for picture books), expand my knowledge, maybe increase my formatter’s wages. It’s five days later. I so regret buying this Kindle.

I’m not sure what it is. I think, first, the tutorials I’ve found – all of two – wanted to talk about super advanced things that I’m not ready for yet. Hey, guys, all I wanna do is float a text box over an image. You know, like we used to do in the days of Frontpage? Were you aware that Frontpage did CSS? Well, now you know. And I seen it. I seen it with my own two eyes, dammit, that someone did this in their KF8. I know it can be done. I even imitated the code as closely as I could.  It’s such simple code or so I thought. And it probably would have made better sense to me if I hadn’t seen it also wrapped in a long, strange JSON code involving region magnification that I’m just not ready for yet. Not when I can’t even get this basic down..

And I promise you I read the tutorials as carefully as my mind would allow. I printed them, highlighted portions, and tried very HARD to pay attention. The last part didn’t happen as much as I would like. I learn by doing. Always have done so. I need to just do, and by doing I figure things out. It’s weird. My grandparents didn’t believe me that I was this way and to this day I do not know the family candy recipe they insisted I only watch them make when they taught it to me. :-p The recipe died with them.

My kinesthetic nature is a real problem sometimes when trying to understand what someone else is saying by tutorial.  I need images (but please not Youtube. I HATE youtube tutorials). I need a physical piece of meat I can put grab with my teeth and tear into. And I guess because I’m self taught I also need baby steps in working towards getting to region magnification. But everyone else jumped from “here’s where you put your image” to “okay let’s learn how to do brain surgery!” and I’m left in the dust wailing, “Look guys! Most people who format their own books are NOT coders/hackers/intelligent computers offering fake cake, they didn’t go to class for it, they can’t afford to go to class for it, THEY DON’T HAVE THE BASICS DOWN! WAIT UP!!!

The tutorials were excellent tutorials. One of the fellows practically wrote a text book and put it up on his blog for people to find for free. Wasn’t that nice? I’d recommend his tutorials to anyone who wants to give it a shot – unless you think in pictures like me. Then I’d say take a look, tread carefully, don’t buy a new Kindle. =^-^=

So what do I do now? Hrm. I’ll probably poke at my online store a bit, maybe I’ll sell this Kindle (90% of my books are bought through Barnes and Noble), cut my losses. Think about finding another line of work maybe. It’s very plain to me the formatting world is starting to leave me behind. =^-^=

The moral of this story goes to anyone who ever thought of writing a tutorial: you’re writing a tutorial to an audience on the web who are most likely like me, and jumping ahead is going to cause problems. Take baby steps with them. Okay, maybe toddler steps. Then I won’t be tempted to review your tutorial as stereo instructions. (smile smile)

I have lost a lot of time and money on this venture – all for the sake of a client who needed some KF8 material. I regret that I am going to have to email them now and tell them my skills aren’t up to par. I really tried for them. But it just wasn’t meant to be this time. Maybe next time. This is life.

Oh, and on a side note, if you’re a photographer taking “historical” photographs, could you stop having your princesses, Victorian ladies, et al smile at the camera? It’s not realistic – I mean how many 11th century tapestries have you seen where everyone is smiling at the camera? Pose them, for the love of art. Create a scene. Give us some mood. Send me chocolate.

Putting Pictures in your Smashwords EBook

The first thing to remember when building a document to submit to Smashwords is that they have a file size limit of 5MB. And that’s it. If you’re doing a comic, a large children’s book, or anything that may depend on illustrations this can be a very real problem.

The Smashwords Style Guide says, “If your file is greater than 5MB, users of Word 2003 and later can use Word’s awesome Compress feature, which will dramatically reduce the file size without visibly harming quality. Simply right-mouse click on an image, click Format Picture, and then click the Compress button. Next, click the All pictures in document radio button, then click Web/Screen (selects the 96dpi compression), then click OK.”

But even before I came to Smashwords as one of the formatters on their little list, I had found the following:

  1. Compress does work, but it doesn’t compress as much as you sometimes think it should.
  2. Compress can ruin the quality of your images – and it won’t show until after it’s been run through the Meatgrinder or you print it on paper.
  3. Setting your pictures to grayscale in the same dialogue box often can INCREASE the size of your document.

So what do you do when you have a document for Smashwords that’s refusing to lose weight without quality? In this article, I’m going to address how I handle images for a Smashwords document step for step. I may also talk about how I handle images for epubs and mobi outside of Smashwords. Maybe.

Step 0 – Have a good image editing program.

Microsoft Paint won’t cut it, by the way. Smashwords suggests Paint (http://www.getpaint.net/) or Picasa (http://picasa.google.com) because they’re both affordable (read: free). Although I hear it’s no longer being developed, I also suggest Gimp (http://www.gimp.org/), which is also free. I personally prefer Paintshop Pro, which I’ve been using since before Photoshop was emperor. (And if you want to spend money on it, it runs an average of $50 to $80, depending on where you find it at.)

If you do use an open domain (free) image editing program, I highly encourage you to drop a small donation of $5 or so to the developers (if they take them) as a thank you for the blood, sweat and tears they donated so that you can sweat some blood and tears of your own.

Step 1 – Check your image sizes

Okay you’ve got your editing software and you’ve… this is very important… opened it. Good. Now, the next step is to go back to your folder containing the images and look at your image sizes. You can do this in a lot of ways. The quickest way is to right click on each and check properties. I personally like to keep my folder settings on detail; all I have to do then is read the folder.

If all of your images are high quality, full color beauties and your Word document size is still under the limit: great! Skip to step 4.

If this isn’t the case then you have some work to do. I start with the largest file-sized images and work my way down one by one, checking things in the Word document as I go. The less I have to edit and compress, the cheaper the formatting cost for you.

Step 2 – Resize

This next part was common sense, right? Of course it was. Open the largest image in your software and resize it to the following dimensions:

  • 5” width maximum – keep aspect ration turned on
  • 7” height maximum – keep aspect ration turned on
  • 72 dpi

If you don’t understand what that means, I’m afraid I won’t be able to help you much. What I can tell you is the following:

I open my document in Paintshop Pro. At the top of my menu bar I click the tab that reads “Image”, go down to “Image Resize” to open a dialogue window. I make sure the setting “lock aspect ratio” is checked.

I make sure my resolution setting is 72 dpi. (Sometimes I will pick 100 dpi if the images aren’t many. If I were formatting a color document for Nook or Kindle, I’d pick 172 dpi. The higher your dpi resolution, the better looking the picture.)

Then I choose the width first. If the image is less than 5” wide but over 7” long, I will reduce the height and ignore the width. Otherwise, I tell the program to reduce the image to 5” wide. Some programs will then predict how tall your image is going to be under that setting. If so, check it! If compressing your image to 5” wide doesn’t bring its length under 7”, you have to tell the program to change the length to 7” instead.

Set your compression level. In Paintshop, I do that when I hit “save as” to open the save dialogue window. I click a little button labeled “options” to open that dialogue and slide my compression level anywhere from 10 to 20. The lower the compression, the smaller your image BUT the more image quality you lose so don’t go beyond 20! I try to keep my compression as close to 1 as possible, but there are often times I can’t do that.

If your image is in color, you can try keeping it in color to start with.

Save your image under a different name. Do NOT save over your originals! You may have to revisit them to try compression again. Never compress the image you’ve already compressed, or you’re likely to end up with a very ugly mess.

You can save as jpg or png. Smashwords states that png seems to have the best results. If my image has words on it, I might save as a tif with layers turned on or a PSD because of the following step.

Step 3 – Does your Image have text on it?

If your image is a comic or just something simple that reads “feel good about yourself,” the next important thing to ask is if it’s going to be readable on a tiny screen. They’re making ereaders bigger and bigger these days, which makes me think we should just go back to reading giant tomes written by monks at this stage. Despite that many people read eBooks on a 4.5” wide screen or – gasp! – their smart phone, which has an even tinier screen.

To test, tell your image editor to view the image at a small size such as 20%. When you get your image looking about 4” wide on your screen see if you can read it. If you can’t, chances are it won’t be able to be read on an ereader. You’re going to have to fix that.

I can’t tell you how to do text without writing an entirely new article. If you’re someone who has put the text on your images, you’re hopefully someone who already has a glimmer of how to fix it. My advice is: make the font a big bigger Try a different font: some fonts are easy to read at one size and just impossible at another. Increase your kerning: spacing out your letters can also help.

Save your image as per the instructions in step 2.

Step 4 – Reinsert into Word

Go to your Smashwords document, find the image in question or where you want it to be, and insert your new image. From the Smashwords Style Guide, “No floating images: Do not use floating images (if you can click on the image and drag it, it’s floating) because your image may appear in unpredictable places after the conversion. To anchor floating images, right mouse click on the image, then click Format Picture, then click Layout, then click In Line With Text, then click save, then click Word’s center button.”

If you remember the old html web pages from the early 90’s with divider bar pictures in-between paragraphs, that’s the style we’re going for. It’s crude, but it works. And it can be very pretty if done well.

To have your image take up as much of the screen as possible, insert at at 5” wide or 7” tall in your document. The smaller you tell Word to insert your image, the smaller it’s going to be through the autovetter. Keep in mind, however, that some ereaders like the Kindle may ignore the Word command and put the image up as large as possible – so if you want your images to be smaller compress them at that size originally.

Step 5  Check your Word document size

Save your Word document. Go to the folder it’s contained in and check it’s size.

Are you below the limit already? Congratulations! Move to Step 6.

You’re not below the limit? Alas, it’s time for you to pick the next biggest image in the folder, go back to step 2 and go through the process all over again.

If you’re done the process to all of your images and your document is still above the limit, check to see how far above the limit it is. If it’s VERY far above this next step may not work and you’re going to have to decide if you need all of your images or if there’s a way to break up your book into sequels without breaking Smashword’s guidelines.

If it’s not that far above, then the next step is to turn your images Grayscale.

Step 6 – Grayscale

I don’t recommend going Grayscale for the following reasons:

  1. Color looks better on my black and white Nook screen as well as my husband’s BeBook. It  stands to reason it looks better on other such screens.
  2. Furthermore, a lot of the newer readers have gone to color.
  3. I was fighting to keep things in color before that happened, as a matter of fact, because some people have turned their notebook laptops into large ereader machines (I know I did), and those are color.
  4. Some people just read while sitting at their desk.
  5. Not to mention the color of smart phones.
  6. There are a lot of reasons to try to stick to color.

 

If you do have to make the grayscale choice, I recommend you pick and choose various images that might already look grayscale but are compressed in color first. Then decide if all of your images have to be grayscale or if you can stylistically get away with just a few.

Reopen your compressed image in your image editor and tell the editor to make it a grayscale document. In Paintshop I do this by clicking the Image tab and selecting grayscale from my dropdown menu.

Note: Desaturate does not do exactly the same thing. If you’re tempted to use this command to get a grayscale image, your image will still retain a lot of information that using Grayscale won’t keep. Grayscale produces a smaller image in size.

Now save. When you save, your editor may tell you that it has to save the image with so many bytes of color. That’s okay. Hit yes, move on.

Now go back to step 3. Do this until you have a document that’s the size you want it to be. When that happens, you’re either ready for me to format the rest… or you’re ready for uploading to Smashwords if you have the rest done yourself.

Step 7 – A tip for when you upload to Smashwords:

From the Smashwords Style Guide: “If the images are critical to your book, then when you publish your book uncheck the checkbox eBook option for “Plain Text” because photos and charts don’t translate into plain text. If the images are a nice-to-have but not a need-to-have, then go ahead and allow the Plain Text option.”

If you don’t know what that means, you well.

It should also be noted that the4 PalmDoc format is really another format for plain text. I’ve yet to put a file through Smashwords and have the PalmDoc feature keep the illustrations within. But if that works for you, you have my envy and blessing.

Good luck with your image editing!